Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here

Brother, give me some money for a tattoo, and I'll let you touch my boobs, okay?

Bro, you're 18, stop jerking off, it's time to get your pussy on

Oh, you're a friend of my boyfriend's? Perfect timing, because I love to fuck so much

Lying to her husband about running around with her girlfriend in the park while she is with her lover

Didn't pay the cab driver, and he got mad and came to get the money himself